Monday, June 15, 2009

Just so you know

I'd fuck a 12 year old girl with a Don Mattingly stripe under her left eye to Bel Biv Devoe.

Fucking Hostile

Pantera rips yer mothers asshole.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Touchdown.

The strangely shaped pussy resembled the shape of an American football, similar in size and pigment.

Freestyle Rap, Pt. II

Lyrical assassin, virgin cum chunk blastin'
Stinky Michael Jackson farts
The poison dart blows hoes apart
Shorty legs up on my shoulda
Let my pitbull bend her over
Stick a motherfucker inside the oven
Keep ya girlies faucet cummin'
I'm a beast with yellow teeth
I dump seeds deep in ya mommas cheeks
Pick my ass and smell my fingers
Got an autograph from the drummer of Winger
Choke your daughter wit jumpercables
Pumpin' butter in her naval
Chainlink fences, mad pitbulls inside
Your grandmother gets ripped the fuck up and dies.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Hit The Lights

Remember that the iron clad galloping Metallica horse humans will thrust poison saturated short swords into the stinking crust of the Mother Mary creation, and leave no one earthworm unturned, raping everything in sight.

Inbox (1 New Message)

I have conquered the Michael Bolton skinflute with a minimally chaffed rectal. Unscathed, Joseph.

Yup

Flying Jeffery skulls rip the anus of the Tutankamen Fartinger Idol.

Freestyle Rap, Pt. I

Yo mommaz kunt smells like the Cohoes Falls Channel
Her runny yeast infection stained my Caldor Winter Flannel

"10 Dollars, No Mosh."

Here we have an early 2000's Plymouth PT Cruiser with a Hatebreed banner decal. One has to wonder how many foul scented, overweight Cohoes fupa vaginas have been stunkified in the Saratoga Winners parking lot in this thing. Lick my dinky and like it.